Tujhe Mila Nahi Humsa Koi,

Tujhe Mila Nahi Humsa Koi,
Humein Mila Nahi Tujhsa Koi
Ye To Kismat Ki Baat Hai,
Ki Humari Nazar Me Is Kadar Basa Nahi Koi…

Os mein baat hi kch asi thi Agar Dil na daity ti Jan chali jati 

LOL Facebook Status Updates

Laugh out Loud Facebook Statuses

• Want the truth? Just ask a kid.


• The first rule of breakfast club is don’t you forget about me.


• So your baby doesn’t know any tricks at all?


• My keyboard needs a removable crumb tray like the toaster.


• I’m mad, but not as mad as someone asking to see the rules in the middle of a monopoly game.


• When your girlfriend or wife says “lol have fun”, do not have fun. Abort mission. I repeat. Abort mission.


• I win every argument… in my head… later that day… in the shower.


• I am hungry 25 hours a day.


• That awkward moment when you miss one step on the stairs and you think you are about to die!


• The longest five seconds in anyone’s life is waiting to press the “Skip Ad” button on YouTube.


• I don’t have bumper stickers because I don’t believe in anything strongly enough to potentially get my car keyed.


• Honking your horn is fun but rolling down your window and screaming “honk” at people is just way more satisfying.


• Sometimes I think my job is actually a hidden-camera game show where they see how much absurd bullshit I’ll put up with before I catch on.


• The only way I want to see your ultrasound picture is if you’re having a velociraptor.


• We get it people on Facebook. You’re married, you have kids, you’re happy. Calm down.


• Imagine being 100% naked and hearing a bunch of loud noises you don’t understand, that’s what it’s like to be an animal.


• If you ever want to hate yourself, click the 2008 button on your Facebook timeline and read what you posted.


• I just made 3 critical errors: 1. I woke up for work. 2. I went to work. 3. I arrived at work.


• I don’t care who you are, if a kid wants to show you something they’re proud of you better act impressed.


• Don’t judge someone because they sin differently than you. 

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Yai mari zindgi ki sab se

Yai mari zindgi ki sab se bri tamanna hai...

Tum har pal mare sath rho mari sansoo ki trha...

Love Poem-I Love Love

I love Love
Love isn't on a white horse
With a Knight in shinning armor
Gallivanting through daisies
And beating the odds against
Countless demons and foes

Love is her curled up next to me
Fueled with an anger over
Something I said two weeks ago
But she still decides to turn around
And tuck herself under my wing and forgive

Love isn't meeting someone
At a party and after a few
Drinks and chasers deciding
Heading back to my house
Is a brilliant idea

Love is feeding me peanut butter
And trapping me inside for the night
Just to play piano for me
Closing the windows and locking the doors
Blocking out the world for a while

Love isn't money coming from
An over fed wallet
Handing me cash whenever I please
Paying our way into each others hearts
Bribing love and lust

Love is tangled hair and
Mustard stained sweat pants
With a baggy shirt and no bra
Kissing me like I mean the world
Because to someone for once I do

Love isn't fighting every night
Tooth and claw
Using every past mistake as a bullet
To fill the chambers of
A gun forged on hatred

Love is rubbing my back when
My anxiety swallows me
And she lets me cry in her car
Because it's a safe place
For her and I

And I know Love for a fact
Is perfect in every imperfect way
And love will tolerate all my panics
All my stress and all of my
Self hatred

Because Love is laying right next to me
And I know I love Love because I think
The sun shines out of her ass
Even when Love is mad at me
I love Love...!!!

Happy Mother's Day Quotes Wishes Messages and Greeting Cards Images

 A mom like you is the sweetest gift that God has ever given me. I thank Him for sending an angel who is always beside me. You are the best among the rest. I love you mom...!!!
Happy Mother's Day...!!!

 Your loving nature and your fine words, will always flow through me like a soft flower. Make sure this day is your day, and rule with pure enjoyment and pure love...!!!
Happy Mother's Day...!!!

 The Mother's Day star will always be in the sky for you Happy Mother's Day. Thanks for loving us, no matter what. The Mother's Day star never disappear...!!!
Happy Mother's Day...!!!

 I am so thankful and blessed for having special mother like you. I respect you a lot. Take care always and GOD bless. Wish you a good health and pleasing Happy Mother's Day...!!!

 The love she has hidden in her heart, Always gives me a better jump to start, She is the one who’s love is true, Thank you Mom for being you...!!!
Happy Mother's Day...!!!

 Mom, we may sometimes argue We may have some faults But I want you to know that those won't change my love for you  You will always be the best mom for me...!!!
Happy Mother's Day...!!!

 Thank you mom for everything that you have done and keeping doing for me. Thank you God for having you as part of my life, you have taught me many good things, today what I have become it's because of you...!!!
Happy Mother's Day...!!!

 Once upon a memory Someone cried away a tear Held me close and loved me, Thank you, dear Mother...!!!
Happy Mother's Day...!!!

 Your intelligency and knowledge have shown us the way, and we are grateful for you as we live day by day. We don't tell you how much important you are, in our world you’re a bright shining star...!!!
HappY Mother's Day...!!!

For the best mom who always had a smile for me I know we may be faraway right now so here is a great big cuddle and kiss...!!!
Happy Mother's Day...!!!

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Laugh Worthy Facebook Status Updates

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• After filling up my gas tank this morning before work, I realized that I didn’t want to eat for the rest of the week anyways.


• Remember: Life isn’t about having amazing experiences, it’s about making mediocre experiences look awesome on Facebook.


• I’m so old, I can remember going through a whole day without taking a picture of anything.


• That awkward moment when your kindness is mistaken with flirting.


• Unless your kid’s fundraiser is selling booze, I want no part of it.


• It sounds fun, Autocorrect, but I am enjoying beers with Jess, not Jesus.


• I like most people as long as they’re not behind a steering wheel or a keyboard.


• Every time I eat Chinese I feel like I weigh won ton.


• Hashtags make your posts completely invisible to me.


• If you had to choose between a billion dollars or world peace, how many bedrooms would your mansion have?


• Inspirational status: Today’s probably going to suck. Don’t be a little bitch and handle that shit.


• Why do people who insult themselves get mad when you agree with them?


• Driving would be much more entertaining if there were no yellow lights.


• Starting tomorrow: Whatever Life throws at me… I’m gonna duck so it hits someone else


• Hey you guys making fun of the people you see in Walmart…you were in Walmart too.


• My earthquake kit is just a tuxedo because in case of a disaster, I want to look like the most important person to save.


• Women don’t go crazy, they are crazy. They just “go normal” from time to time.


• I’d be a great cat because I hate everyone but insist everyone loves me.


• ASKHOLE: A person who constantly ask for your advice, yet always does the opposite of what you told them


• Girls who say “a lot of guys are after me” should keep in mind that low price always attract many customers

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Love Poem I Call You Honey

 I Call You Honey
Because you are so cute
I call you angel
Because you are so beautiful
I call you baby
Because you are so huggable
I call you sweet
Because you are the only one I
Notice
I call you my love
Because you load up my heart
I call you sunlight
Because you bright up my life
I'd love to hear you call me Only Mine...!!!

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